NBA/零号特工博客:烦死我了!
[size=3][color=navy]链接:[/color][/size][url=http://www.nba.com/blog/gilbert_arenas.html][size=1][color=darkred][b]http://www.nba.com/blog/gilbert_arenas.html[/b][/color][/size][/url][size=3][color=navy][img]http://www.nba.com/media/gilbored_blog_420.jpg[/img][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=darkred][b]发放球衣的一些细节[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]下面是我编写的广告词,大家读读看:[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]开始倒数吧,零号特工的球迷们.登陆[/color][/size][url=http://www.gilsarena.com/][size=2][color=navy][b]http://www.gilsarena.com/[/b][/color][/size][/url][size=3][color=navy] 去查看这次活动的详情.[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]活动将会在2007年4月21日东部时间早上6点开始,到太平洋时间早上3点结束.头2000名登陆注册并购买零号特工收藏礼包的特工球迷将会得到限量版的赠品.[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]包括Gil Zero的签名鞋,一件写有球迷名字的签名照片,其中的25美元将会被捐赠到"从零到灵"基金会,当然,我们不收邮费.[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]那些早上起不来的球迷可以到eBay上购买,他们可以买到"笨鸟"系列的礼包,内容是一样的,只是上面不会有球迷自己的名字.其中的150美元将会被捐赠到"从零到灵"基金会,也是不收邮费.[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]大家也可以继续在[/color][/size][url=http://www.gilsarena.com/][size=2][color=navy][b]http://www.gilsarena.com/[/b][/color][/size][/url][size=3][color=navy] 上关注其他的零号特工拍卖物品.[/color][/size]
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[size=3][color=darkred][b]贪心...[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]我很想早些起床.我是这么看的,如果你很早起床,你就能得到有自己名字的礼包.而才证明你是真正的球迷.[b][color=black]那些等着领取到东西并准备在eBay上以大价钱出售的人,我得让他们多出点血......[/color][/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]我真的想免费发送,但我基金会的人开始抱怨了:"我们需要资金,你不能随心所欲的."[/color][/size]
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[size=3][color=darkred][b]上个星期[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]烦死我了,真的,烦死我了!!!!! 我从来没有感到如此的烦躁.[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]你哪也不能去的时候真的很糟糕,我不能去陪我女儿玩了,只能傻傻坐着,烦死我了.她只会在我身边蹦蹦,然后就去别的地方玩了.[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black][b]我只能和小儿子玩,因为他和我一样不能动....他还是个婴儿,还不会走路.[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]很难受,真的很难受,因为他想学习走路,但我却帮不了他.[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]所以,我让我爸爸,或者我妻子教他走路.我唯一能做的就是在去洗手间时看我小女儿在浴盆里面玩...是这么叫的吧:浴盆? 她很喜欢在小水坑一样的地方玩. 在我冲淋浴时,她也会进来在水里玩. 我只能以这种方式陪她了.除了这些活动,她其余时间更喜欢疯跑...[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]当然,我还能玩游戏.XBOX,我都要把它玩坏了.[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black][b]或者.....要是你在几天内不停地反复观看那三部X战警..你能不烦么?[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]天哪! 这到底是什么日子....[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]我试着多看看电视,是的,我已经看了N遍＂人生＂了 [/color][/size][url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0123964/][size=1][color=black][b]http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0123964/[/b][/color][/size][/url]
[size=3][color=navy]恩，还有什么来的？ 哦，对了，这周我开始看＂蝙蝠侠＂系列．．．．[/color][/size]
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[size=3][color=darkred][b]康复喜讯[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]我已经开始治疗了．肿胀已经基本消失，也不那么疼了．．．所以，我已经为康复治疗准备好了！[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]大体上是按摩和松弛，并激活我的大腿肌肉．我要坐车去康复室，感觉不错，因为那是我唯一离开房间的机会，终于能呼吸到新鲜空气了！[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]康复治疗大概会花费４５分钟至１小时．他会为我做３０分钟的按摩，然后用蒸气加冰敷．在用蒸气治疗时我要尽量活动．[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]其实可以更快恢复的，但我还扭伤了韧带，这也是他们担心的地方，因为如果那里不愈合的话，整个康复过程就会无限期延长．他们真的很慎重，所以他们表示需要８到１２周时间，因为这种伤病通常只需要３到４周的康复周期[/color][/size]
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[size=3][color=darkred][b]应接不暇的康复祝福[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]真的太好玩了，我已经预料到了，我知道会这样的．我是个不喜欢被太多消息打扰的人，所以我关掉了电话．[b][color=black]我每天都关一小时，然后在开机时会发现．．．９５条未读短信．．．[/color][/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]对于那些想给我发短信祝我早日康复的人，我很感激，但能不能不都发内容相同的信息？[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]＂请快些康复＂，＂快些康复＂，＂出什么事了？＂，＂需要我帮忙么？＂，＂需要我照顾么？＂[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black][b]特别是我的那些女性球迷 ＂需要我照顾你吗？ 我非常擅长按摩．．＂[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]很有意思，但我真的想静一静．我只是想自己待着，独自郁闷下去．[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=darkred][b]我的奇才队友们[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]不幸的是，我一直在关注球队的近况．[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]我真的只想关注那些好的方面．．．所以我只看比赛的最后４，５分钟，那时的比赛才最精彩．[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]卡龙每天都给我发信息．[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]他在到奇才后的两年内都从来没给我发多短信，但在我受伤后．．．．每天都会收到他的短信[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]他一直对我说：＂我每天都会给你发信息的＂[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]我说＂你饶了我吧＂[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]恩，他说每天都会发．．．．那他就真的会那么干的．[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]我的队友都给我发短信或者打电话，甚至还有其他球队人员给我发信息．小奥给我发了信息，Salim Stoudemire给我打了电话，Melo给我发了短信．你知道，我很高兴那么多人关心我．[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=darkred][b]不能再看篮球比赛了[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]我就是这么一种人，如果打不了球，我宁愿不看比赛．知道么？我一般都是边看比赛边拍球的．[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]而现在我感到很焦虑＂天哪，我想我能投几个篮，我真的这么认为．．．．．那我就去投几个吧．．＂[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]然后我又意识到：＂不，你不能那么做．．．＂[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]于是我得出了结论：＂好吧，我不看比赛了＂[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]你看见他们做出漂亮动作的时候就会想：＂嘿，我腿好时也能那么干！＂[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]所以我只能看电影，好好养伤，尽快回到赛场开始训练！[/color][/size]
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[size=3][color=darkred][b]介绍个新的博客写手：伯什[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]他写博客了！[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black][b]呵呵，我已经连续两年和他一起参加全明星赛了．他对我的话都不超过６个词，而其中４次是：＂你好What's up"[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black][b]分别是练习时和比赛时．．．每年两次．．．[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]他应该做回自己，那样会更轻松的．享受博客吧，记住：无论你说什么，总会有反对的声音．．．．[/color][/size]
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[size=3][color=darkred][b]我爸爸的故事[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]我和他顶嘴了，因为他在评论篮球时简直吹毛求疵．[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]他真的太有些愤世嫉俗了。[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]好像除了那些伟大球员，其他人都是废物[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]他在看奇才比赛时对我说：＂嘿，你的那些队友根本不会防守．＂[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]＂只剩下一支胳膊的韦德居然能突破扣篮！＂[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]而我说：＂他伤的不是右臂，而是左臂！＂[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]而我爸说：＂你居然容忍只有一支胳膊的人在你头上扣篮，如果我是那个防守球员的话，我一定会被按到板凳上．＂[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=red][b]我说：＂嘿，慢着，我１２岁的时候就在一对一的时候打败了你，而那时候我还没开始学习篮球呢＂[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=red][b]我爸说：＂我是让着你呢＂[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=red][b]我又说：＂你挂不住了吧．我打败了你，但从那后你就再也没跟我打过比赛．知道么？我就是一条腿也能赢你．＂[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=red][b]于是我爸说：＂你现在能赢我？ 你连投篮机会都得不到！＂[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=red][b]我顶他说：＂你太矮了，我肯定能找到投篮机会的，相信我．＂[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=red][b]而我爸说：[color=blue]＂是么，那我要是踢你的腿呢？＂[/color][/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=red][b]＂你打球真脏＂[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=red][b]＂你单腿赢不了我＂[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=red][b]我最后说：＂你也只能用肮脏的手段赢我了＂[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=navy]他不会和我比赛的．他只是想去搞怪，发出惹人发笑的声音，然后让你笑到打不成比赛．．．．他是篮球场上的小丑．[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black][b]我是绝对不会继承他任何的肮脏技巧的．．．但，也许．．．．[/b][/color][/size]
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原文
Some Details on the Jersey GiveawayHere is a commercial I wrote, just read it:
Let the countdown begin, all you Agent Zero fans. Log on to GilsArena.com for rules and details on this one-time deal.
Saturday, April 21, 2007 it begins and 6 a.m. ET and 3 a.m. PT. There is a limited offer for the first 2,000 Agent Zero fans to log on, register and purchase the Agent Zero Collector’s Package.
It includes one Gil Zero signature shoe and one personalized autographed jersey all for a $25 donation to the Zer0 2 Her0 foundation, shipping fees not included.
All fans who can’t get up that early, or most likely this is for people who are going to sit there and put it back up on eBay, they can get the Agent Zero Late Bird Package which includes the same things, but not personalized, for the donation of $150 to the Zer0 2 Her0 foundation, shipping fees not included.
Also be on the lookout for further auction items from Agent Zero’s private collection at GilsArena.com.
That was a Mouthful
I wanted to get it up early. I look at it like this, if you get there early, you get it personalized to you. Those are real fans. Anybody else after that is most likely is somebody who is going to get it and put it back up on eBay and sell it for $2,000 dollars or something so I’m going to make them pay more.
I wanted to give them away for free, but a lot of my foundation people started complaining like, “We need money for the foundation, you can’t keep just using your own.”
My Last Week
I’m BORED. Oh man, I’m soooo bored. I’ve never been so bored in my life.
It’s worse when you really can’t walk to do anything. I can’t walk to play with my daughter, I got to sit there and that’s so boring. She’ll jump up and down for 10 and a half seconds and then she wants to go play somewhere else.
The only thing I get to do is play with my son because he’s in the same predicament I am – he’s an infant, he can’t use his legs either.
It’s hard. It’s really hard because he wants to be moving around and at the end of the day, I can’t do it.
So, I’ll have my dad take him or have his mother take him. The only thing I can do is when I go to the restroom, my daughter likes to play in the bidet. Is that what it’s called, bidet? She likes to play in the little water right there. Or when I’m taking a shower she likes to come in there and play in the water there. That’s the only interaction I have with her. Other than that, she just likes to run wild.
Meanwhile, I have my video games. It’s like my XBOX: I’ve been playing it so much that it broke I think.
And then you know you have to be bored when you watch all three X-Men on consecutive days back-to-back-to-back.
Oh man, what a life.
I try to watch TV, I watched Life like seven times already.
Hmm what else? Oh yeah, I’m getting ready to start watching Batman this week; the complete set.
Good Rehab News
I’m actually already starting rehab. The swelling went down, the pain is out, so I’m ready.
It’s mostly massaging and trying to fire up my thigh muscle. I get chauffeured all the way to the facility, which is good because it’s the only time I really get out of the house, and I can smell the fresh air.
It takes 45 minutes to an hour. He massages it for about 30 minutes then he’ll put steam and ice it. When he steams it I’m supposed to fire up my muscle.
It would have been a quicker recovery but I have a sprained ligament that needs to heal, that’s the only thing they’re worried about because if that doesn’t heal then it will be a lingering ordeal down the road. They’re trying to be very careful, that’s why they said eight to 12 weeks because this injury is usually three to four.
Tons of Get Well Wishes
You know what’s so funny, I pre-read all that, I knew what was going to happen. For somebody like me who doesn't like messages, I just turned off my phone. I turned it off. I’m just starting to turn it on for an hour a day and when I do turn it on I probably have … 95 text messages.
And for the people who do send me the texts and want to say, “Get well,” I appreciate it, but it’s kind of funny because everybody writes the same things:
“Get well soon.”
“Have a fast recovery.”
“What happened?”
“Do you need any help?”
“Do you need any care?”
Then from most of my, umm, ladies:
“Do you need me to take care of you? You know I’m really good at massaging…”
It’s kind of funny, but at this time, I just want to be alone. I just want to sit here and just sulk for a little bit.
My Wizards
Unfortunately, I’ve been catching glimpses of my team.
I try to watch the good parts … so I won’t watch the last four or five minutes. I’ll watch the good part of the game.
Caron pages me every day.
He has never paged me in the two years he’s been here and then when I get hurt, he pages me every day.
He keeps saying, “I’m going to page you every day.”
I’m like, “Lord have mercy.”
When he says every day, he means every day.
But all my teammates have text or called me. I even got outside messages and calls. Jermaine O’Neal called me. Salim Stoudemire called. Melo sent a text. You know so, that was a joy to see people support me and see how I’m doing.
Need to Stop Watching Hoops
I’m one of those guys, I can’t watch basketball without wanting to go play. You know, so when I’m watching it, I’m sitting there dribbling the basketball.
And then I get all anxious and I’m like, “Man, I think I can just go shoot or something. I think I can shoot … Let’s go in there and shoot…”
And then I’m like, “No, you can’t go in there and shoot…”
So I’m like, “Well, I can’t watch then!”
You see somebody do a move and it’s like, “Man, I remember when my leg was good. I could do that move …”
So I just try to watch movies and want the time to hurry up so I can get out on that court and start working out again.
Introducing Chris Bosh, NBA.com Blogger
Chris Bosh is blogging!
Man, I went to All-Star with Chris Bosh two years straight. Chris Bosh didn’t say more than six words around me, and four of them was, “What’s up?”
“What’s up” during the practice and “What’s up” during the game, both years.
He should just be himself. He’ll be fine. Just enjoy it. No matter what you say, somebody isn’t going to like it.
Another Story About My Dad
I challenged my dad because we was talking about basketball and he’s the biggest critic.
Oh man, he’s a big critic.
Like, everyone sucks to him except for the big-name players.
He was watching my team and was like, “Man, you guys are just bad at defense.
“How does Dwyane Wade, with one arm, get to the rim and dunk?”
And I was like, “It’s not like it was his right arm, it was his left arm!”
So he’s like, “You got the man with one arm coming in and dunking on folk.”
He was like, “If that was me? Back in my day? He would have been layed out.”
I said, “Hold on. When I was 12, I beat you in a game of one-on-one and I didn’t start basketball till I was 12.”
And he was like, “I let you.”
I was like, “You have too much pride for that. I beat you and you haven’t played me SINCE.”
I was like, “I will beat you now, even with this leg.”
He was like, “You will beat me now? You wouldn’t get a shot attempt up.”
I was like, “You’re like two inches away from being a midget. I’m going to get a shot attempt up, trust me.”
He was like, “How? What if I just kick you in your leg?”
I was like, “You’re just a dirty player.”
“You won’t beat me with a bad leg.”
And I was like, “If you’re going to play dirty, then well, you’re right.”
He’s not going to play me. He should be on the Globetrotters. He just wants to dance and fool around and make funny noises to try to throw you off your game. He’s like a poker player on the basketball court.
I say that I didn’t pick up any skills from him, but you know, maybe … 希望0号英雄早点归来 整个赛季报废了 唉，都不看NBA了 近来确实比较烦~ 看来最后还有悬念
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