NBA/零号特工博客：季后赛啦！！！
[size=3][color=black]链接：[/color][/size][url=http://www.nba.com/blog/gilbert_arenas.html][size=2][color=darkred][b]http://www.nba.com/blog/gilbert_arenas.html[/b][/color][/size][/url][size=3][color=black][img]http://www.nba.com/media/gilfloatball_blog_420.jpg[/img][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=red][b]康复之路坦荡荡[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]我感觉好多了，而且已经能走了。。虽然一瘸一点的，嘿，但我能四处遛弯了。而且不用拄拐！ 和前两周相比，我想伤病已经好了80%！ 再也不用别人开车送我去任何地方了。[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]而且我心情也好了许多，我可以自己去做饭，再不用倚赖别人！[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black][b]我刚刚把自己的健美照片3000号贴了起来。因为我一直在练举重，所以健美图可以激励我的斗志[/b][/color][/size]
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[size=3][color=red][b]奇才真的要放松下来[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]虽然没去看比赛，但我还是到体育馆去了。我见到了队友，而且带来了久违的搞笑氛围。对上帝发誓，在图书馆到更衣室的路上，我一直在说：“你们怎么一句淡也不扯了？ 我得给大家找点乐 ！ 他们习惯有人陪伴，所以我要陪同他们完成客场之旅。[b][color=red]我不知道伤病允许不允许我坐下来，但我一定会去的。。。。我要去嘘勒布朗和他的队友！！[/color][/b][/color][/size]
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[size=3][color=red][b]可我还能说话！[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]所以我要好好利用自己的口才。我已经给一些球员打多电话了。。。达蒙琼斯。。。拉里。。勒布朗当时不想接电话，因为他知道是我打来的，也能预测到我会说什么。我发的短信是”Punks jump up to get beat down“（大意是自讨苦吃吧）。我去年就给他发过这个，而我今年还要说。你们别想那么轻松地晋级。好好准备比赛吧，拿出你们的全部，因为你们要对付的可是奇才！[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=red][b]这就是我要追随奇才客场之旅的原因，我要坐在骑士队板凳席后面，然后侃上一整天！ 从比赛开始到结束，我都会说个不停。是的，这就是我的任务：激怒他们！！[/b][/color][/size]
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[size=3][color=red][b]球队信心高涨[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]在常规赛结束前我们对阵的就是骑士，而且那场比赛很激烈。所以，我们都认为可以拿下这系列赛！没什么不可能，你知道，走着瞧吧！[/color][/size]
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[size=3][color=red][b]我明天会出席对骑士的比赛[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]卡隆在周二就痊愈了，所以他应该可以在第3，4场上场比赛。这可绝对是好消息，因为这些家伙们真的很高兴他能回来，并用他的活力来领导全队。而且，如果他们能撑到第5场的话，我就可以上场比赛！！ 他们只需要给底角不断喂球，然后我就能接连命中三分！这样比赛就会很快决出胜负了！ 嘿，我的炭火盆还热着呢。虽然我还不能跑，但我一直在努力康复。。。。其实我能在前4场就上的，只要他们把我固定在三分底角那。。[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black][b]所以，如果看到我穿上了比赛服，你们就等着看好戏吧！ 我是为了最后３秒中的决胜球上的，把我安置在角落里，我就能飙下个三分！[/b][/color][/size]
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[size=3][color=red][b]明天去领我的球衣[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]我一直在给球衣签名，Wooo，累死我了。还有不到２４小时了！ 大家都准备好啊！ 去 GilsArena.com 领球衣和鞋子。我几小时前去看了看，已经有４０００人注册了。。。但他们弄错了，活动是周六开始的。[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]我也会发放些很漂亮的小礼品。先到的人会得到零号特工球衣。也许前三名会得到：一个有球迷名字的签名全明星球衣，还赙赠其他的球衣！ 是的，来得早的就会得到这些。[/color][/size]
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[size=3][color=red][b]大公告！[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]最近几天我要宣布一个非常，非常，非常大的消息！ 对我来说真的非常”大“！ 也许是周六或者周日，也许是奇才的第一个主场比赛。。。。[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]给大家个暗示吧： [b]有４百万个。。。。。[/b]我只能说这些了[/color][/size]
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[size=3][color=red][b]Obama和我[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]我们一定能够当选总统的[/color][color=#333333]。[/color][/size][size=3]只要有我陪伴，就一定能行！[/size]
[size=3]我们会成为搭档总统。他可以去处理例如对伊战争之类的大事，而我会保证没人会注意到他在干什么。。。我会让每个人都开开心心的！[/size]
[size=3]我会去出席记者招待会，去做布什做过的一切。我会去打高尔夫，一打就是１４个小时。然后开上３，４天的聚会。是的，我绝对会！[/size]
[size=3]然后就让Barack去处理那些重要事物吧[img]http://baike.baidu.com/pic/76/11700015889732745_small.jpg[/img][/size]
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[size=3][b]我的大奖人选：炭火盆们[/b][/size]
[size=4]MVP:我想给纳什，但还是选了德克。因为小牛是联盟老大[/size]
[size=4][b]年度最佳防守队员：[/b]整个公牛队成员[/size]
[size=4][b]年度最佳教练[/b]：VGD[/size]
[size=4][b]最佳新秀：[/b]我已经弄到他的球衣了。。。是的，我哥们Roy[/size]
[size=4][b]第六人：[/b]我不会选Ginobili的，因为他一直在打先发。。所以，Barbosa[/size]
[size=4][b]进步最快：[/b]Monta Ellis[/size]
[size=4][b]最优秀演员：我。没办法，毫无争议[/b][/size]
[size=4][b]最招摇奖：哦，还是我。可不能再这么赢下去了。人们会不满的[/b][/size]
[size=4][b]最佳着装：[/b]我还真没注意过，大家也只是在电视里他们入场时注意过吧。。。恩，Jalen Rose还打球么？如果是的话，那我选他。[/size]
[size=4][b]最被低估球员：[size=5]你能在NBA打球的同时还被低估？？？？[/size][/b] 那好吧，Kevin Martin。。。[/size]
[size=4][b]游戏高手：[/b]Madden--Brendan Haywood 和Juan dixon平手[/size]
[size=4] NBA Live:如果可以作弊的话，我就一定能赢[/size]
[size=4] Halo:夏天时的比赛中Adam Morrison赢了，但我们得重新比一下。我想再会会他，因为我最近一直在练习！！[/size]
[size=4][b]最牛跳蚤：[/b]jame White[/size]
[size=4][b]最帅的小家伙（子女）：[/b]我又赢了。。。。嘿，我可不想随便评价其他人的孩子，但我赢定了。你知道，我长得就不错，所以我的基因直接导致。。。。。。。[/size]
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原文
The Road to Recovery is a Smooth OneI feel a lot better. I’m walking … I mean I’m walking with a limp but, I’m walking, getting around, I’m driving. No cane or anything. Compared to two weeks ago I feel 80 percent better. I can drive myself now, I don’t need to get driven around anymore.
I’m not as bored as I used to be. I can go get my own food. I don’t need to depend on anybody.
I’ve been getting my Beefcake 3000 on. I’ve been lifting weights. I’ve been getting my beefcake on trying to get stronger.
We Need to Get Loose
I went into the arena. I didn’t go to the game. I got to see my teammates and bring some life back into the locker room because I swear to God, I thought I was at the library walking into that locker room. I was like, “Y’all don’t talk anymore?” I had to bring it some life. The players enjoyed the company and I’m about to go on the road trip with them. I don’t know how the hell I’ll be able to sit down, but I’m going to be there. I got to boo LeBron and them.
I Still Can Talk At Least
I’m going to do a lot of talking. I already called the players … Damon Jones … Larry … LeBron didn’t want to pick up the phone because he already knew what was going to happen. The message is, “Punks jump up to get beat down.” Same thing I was saying last year, I’m saying it this year. This ain’t going to be no easy win so you can go ahead and get that out your head. You better come up with a real game plan because we are comin’.
That’s why I’m going on the road trip, I’m going to sit right behind their bench and just talk all day. I’m going to just talk about the whole team from start to finish and try to do my part by irritating them.
Team Confidence is High
Right before the season ended they played the Cavs and it was a close game so you know, the guys are feeling confident that they can make this a series. As long as all the cylinders are clicking, you know, we’ll see what happens.
I'm Available to Play vs. Cleveland
Caron is taking the cast off on Tuesday, so I think he’s going to try and be ready to play for Games 3 and 4. It’s going to be a big lift because those guys will be happy to see him back and he’ll bring his energy. And then if they go to Game 5 I’m coming in, I’m going to play. All they are going to do is just sit me in the corner for offense and I’m going to shoot threes, just in case it comes down to a game winner. I still got the Hibachi going. I mean, I can’t walk or run, but I’m going to try. Hell, I could play Games 1-4, just stick me in the corner.
So if I suit up, you all know what it’s for. It’s for three seconds left, stick me in the corner so I can shoot it.
Get my Jersey Tomorrow
I’ve just been signing all these jerseys. Wooo, aw man, it’s been hectic. Less than 24 hours to go. Everybody needs to get ready. Get ready to go to GilsArena.com to get your jersey and shoe. I checked it out the last time in the first couple hours after I blogged and 4,000 people were already registered. But they got confused. It starts Saturday.
I’m going to give out some cool gifts for certain numbers. Whoever that first person is, they might get an All-Star Agent Zero jersey. Probably the top three people will get that actually. A signed, personalized All-Star jersey along with the other jersey. They’ll get both just for being up that early.
Big Announcement
And I got a big, big, big announcement to make in a couple days. A real big one. To me, it’s really that big. It might be Saturday or Sunday, it might be the first home game here in Washington. It’s big. It’s good, oh man.
Here’s a hint: there’s going to be four million of them. That’s the only hint I can give you.
Obama and Me
Of course we’ll win the election. As long as he has me, we’re winning.
We’ll be co-presidents. He can handle all the big stuff like the war in Iraq and all that, and I’ll keep everybody distracted off what he’s doing. I’ll be the entertainer.
I’ll do the press conferences. I’ll play the Bush part. I’ll be the golfer, I’ll go golf for 14 hours. I’ll party for half a week. I’ll do that, I’ll have fun with that.
And then Barack can handle all that important stuff.
My Postseason Awards: The Hibachis
MVP: I want to see Steve Nash win it again, but I have to give it to Dirk. The Mavs are the No. 1 team in the league.
Defensive Player of the Year: The Bulls’ team.
Coach of the Year: Jeff Van Gundy.
Rookie of the Year: I already got his jersey. That’s my man Roy.
Sixth Man: I’m not going to go with Ginobili because he was a starter. Give me Barbosa.
Most Improved: Monta Ellis.
Best Showman: Me, unfortunately. Hands down.
Most Swag: Oh man, that’s me again. I can’t keep winning these. People are going to start getting offended.
Best Dressed: I don’t even look at people like that. You only see it when they show it on TV when they’re coming to the game … Does Jalen Rose still play? OK, Jalen Rose.
Most Underrated: If you’re in the NBA are you really underrated? But let’s go with Kevin Martin.
Best Video Gamer: Madden - Tie between Brendan Haywood and Juan Dixon.
NBA Live - If you got the cheat codes on, then me.
Halo - In the summer it was Adam Morrison, but I think we got a rematch now. I want to see him again. I’ve been practicing a lot.
(Speaking of video games, my video game team Final Boss just won the championship in Charlotte, N.C. We’re No. 1 again. So I want to give my shout out to Strong Side, Walshy and the two brothers: Orge 1 and Orge 2. We’re unstoppable now. We’re heading to the Meadowlands June 8-10 and you best believe I will be there.)
Best Hops: James White. You’re all thinking, "Who the hell is James White?"
Best Looking Kids: I won that too. I don’t like to talk about anybody else’s kids in a disparaging way, but I won that too. You know, my genes is pretty good, a handsome guy like myself. 没办法参加很可怜
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