NBA/零号特工博客：08live,我是主角！
[size=3][color=black]链接：[/color][/size][url=http://www.nba.com/blog/gilbert_arenas.html][size=1][color=sienna][b]http://www.nba.com/blog/gilbert_arenas.html[/b][/color][/size][/url][size=3][color=black][img]http://www.nba.com/media/gilplayoffs_420_blog.jpg[/img][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=red][b]我还是主角！[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]我上封面了！[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]你知道那游戏的口号吧 ？“It's in the game?" （游戏有你要的一切！）[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]所以，你可以在游戏中到我，而且，我还上了封面！[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]是的，2008 NBA live的封面！[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]当初他们告诉我的时候，我还以为是个玩笑呢。因为，当时是四月份啊，所以。。。我本以为是愚人节的，以为他们是在耍弄我而已。[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]但当他们把印有我的封面送到我面前时，哈哈，我直接把它带到训练场地去了。我对那些队友说：“不好意思，以后你们只要玩游戏就会看到我了，因为我上了游戏封面！”[/color][/size]
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[size=3][color=red][b]《疯狂橄榄球》中的Vick的能力被减弱许多，但我想在游戏中的99满分！[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]是的，我就是这么想的。知道么？他们让我全权负责数值的设计，推广，并让我独自召开记者招待会。他们居然让我自己开新闻发布会！！！ 一般来说，我们会这样的：“D-Wade成为了2006或2007的封面人物。。” 但今年他们让我全权负责。。。。好吧，我会好好宣传宣传自己上封面这事的。[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]我还有些秘密的市场策略。但现在还不想告诉他们，因为还在准备阶段。我想做一次NBA Live之旅。我会尽全力让这次活动热力四射的。。。哈哈，阿里纳斯年！[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]我早就告诉过你们了，是吧？ 我会成为主角的。。。一个第二轮新人，没人认为能在联盟待过2，3年的新人，而在6年后，我成了世界上最棒篮球游戏的封面！！[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]你感觉到这意义有多重大了吗？[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]不，你们没有。。。天哪！！！！ 我的上帝！[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]这也是我的康复过程好过了许多。因为在养伤的阶段，我脑子里一直在想：“嘿，我上了封面！“[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]我女儿拿起封面喊爸爸，我对她说：”乖女儿，没错！ 那是你老爸！ 我上封面了！“[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]我很喜欢他们选择的球衣，金黄的颜色。[/color][/size]
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[size=3][color=red][b]至少比麦片盒子强[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]你知道，高中时期学生总会得什么”最佳运动员“，”最佳着装“”最受欢迎“奖什么的。。。而我的呢。。。。”最有可能成为麦片包装封面奖。“[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]那时候麦片真的很风行。但这个（08nba封面）可比麦片重要多了，是的我就是这么想的。恩，我很挑剔。我不想要很大的封面，但我绝对认为这个比麦片广告重要得多。当然，如果麦片广告不要我了，我还可以上Lucky Charms的封面！[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]我有点失落，不想说太多了[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]有些人生来就是上封面的，但我呢？哈。。。[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]会发行４百万份的，四。。百。。万。。。个我的封面！ 无论人们到哪，都会看到我的！[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]太疯狂了！[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]今年很走运，我很高兴NBA选中我来写博客，因为真的发生了很多事情。我不知道其他写博客的人是否会给你们讲这么多。[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]那些party,全明星的弹簧床表演，到nba live 0８封面。[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]好象是１０月１，２号就会上市了。知道么？我甚至会去店铺买几套到我的网站上免费发送。[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]哦，差点忘了。。。那些在网上游戏的伙伴们，我把自己的ID从”加农大炮“改成”零号特工“了[/color][/size]
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[size=3][color=red][b]我恨训练室[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]因为我恨康复训练的房间。我[b]真的很讨厌她，甚至队友们开始打赌我会在什么时候撵走训练师。。。[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]那些可恶队友们都知道我恨这里。就像我在扭伤脚踝后不想接受治疗一样。因为他们都在想：”我等不及了，到了夏天能看到Gil居丧无聊的样子是多么地有趣！”[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black][b]我喜欢自做自的。我讨厌他们在那发号司令“好了，冰敷，蒸气。。抬腿，抬两次。。。。好了，再去做蒸气。。。好了，再来点冰。”[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black][b]啊！！！就不能更意思一点么？[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]而且这些训练师从来都对自己过于自信“你必须这么做，因为我已经这样做过上百万次了，而且我一点也不感到无聊。”[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]然后，他们把婴儿爽身粉擦到你膝盖上，在你手里放个金属棒，然后带上导电的手套来按摩你的膝盖。。据说这样能消肿[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]我说，你们的意思是在膝盖上擦爽身粉，然后按摩按摩就能消肿了？[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]。。。我的那些队友们就等着看好戏呢，看我和训练师的“抗争”。其实这斗争早就开始了，我和训练师一直在互相白眼。我必须这么做，因为其他人不会去反抗的。Eric Waters（训练师）是我哥们，但有时，我还是得和他说道说道。[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]我讨厌坐着，因为我会讥笑那些曾经坐在训练师座子上的队友们，但我现在天天都坐在那。。。。[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]所以，我的对策是，队友在场的时候我绝对不会出现的，我先去举重，做些锻炼。他们走时会问我：“你不做恢复按摩么？” 我会说：“你们了解我的，我从来不做那东西。”[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black][b]等他们走后，我就对训练师喊：“上爽身粉！”[/b][/color][/size]
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[size=3][color=red][b]恐怖故事[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]我昨天做错事了。其实性质并不坏，只不过。。。[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]我把女儿掉地上了。[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]我本来是抱着女儿的，准备把她抱到床上让她睡觉。但因为我本来是在外边刚进来（忘了把自动刹车打开）。外面很湿滑，而我只穿着拖鞋。。。。[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]在我上楼梯的时候滑了一下，你知道，我左腿站不稳。所以。。我的选择是：让女儿和我一起滚下去，或者扔下她。。[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]我必须选择后者[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]她没事，因为是PP先着地的[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]她不高兴了－－－虽然没哭－－但很生气。你知道，我经常把她抛起来。。所以她已经习惯了，也从未再哭过[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]。。。恩，她经常跑着跑着就摔倒了，或者脑瓜撞到什么上。。。然后还是像没事一样继续玩耍。[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]但你绝对不会想摔到自己孩子的。。。。我的小可怜，太对不起了。[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]但当时的情况让我只能先把她扔出去。[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]。。。。。糟糕，可怕的一天。。。可今天早上又有搞笑的事发生了。[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]我的儿子Aliah[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]他整天就是躺在那，什么都不做。。。白天休息，然后晚上才有经常折腾我们。。。[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black]但他还好，和我女儿同时期相比，他安静多了[/color][/size]
[size=3][color=black][b]我叫我女儿小魔鬼。。这孩子真的很疯。。。这么说吧，她很好地继承了我的个性和活力。。。。[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=sienna][b]她会在凌晨３点和我聊天。。。。我可不想那么做。[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=sienna][b]但她会提议打篮球[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=sienna][b]我会说：“不，不，天还黑呢，根本看不到球。”[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=sienna][b]然后她就开始大叫“篮球！ 篮球！”[/b][/color][/size]
[size=3][color=sienna][b]。。。。呵呵，小宝贝，篮球是听不到别人呼唤的。。。尽情叫吧。。。。[/b][/color][/size]
原文
The Takeover ContinuesI'm on the cover!
You know they slogan, “It’s in the Game?”
I’m in the game and I’m on the game.
I’m on the cover of 2008 NBA LIVE.
When they approached me I thought they was joking. Because, you know, it was April. I was thinking, you know, April Fools … they playing games … I got fooled again.
But when they came and they had my cover with me on it, haha, I took it straight to practice. I said, “Unfortunately, y’all got to see me every time y’all pick up this game and every time you play this game cause I’m on the cuh-vah of 2008.”
Vick’s Skills were Pumped up in Madden, I want 99s
That’s what I’m hoping now. You know the best part about it? They’re giving me full control of the design, the commercials and like they’re letting me do my own media about it. They’re letting me do my own press conference. Most of the time they’d be like, “Dwyane Wade is on the cover of 2006 or 2007…” But this year they’re letting me do my own. I get to say I’m on the cuh-vahhh.
I got some hidden marketing plans. I don’t want to tell them now, they’re still in the making. I’m thinking about doing a NBA LIVE tour. I’m going to try all kinds of things to keep it popping. This is going to be the year!
I told you, didn’t I say it? It was going to be The Takeover and now a second-round pick that no one thought was going to last in the league more than two-to-three years, and six years later I’m on the cuh-vah of the hottest basketball game ever.
Do you realize how big this is?
They can’t tell me nothin’. Mannn. Ohhh. Lorddd.
It makes my whole rehabbing that much better now. Because while rehabbing, all I’m thinking about is “I’m on the cover of LIVE.”
My daughter picked up the cover and was like, “Da-Da,” and I was like, “You’re Goddamn right that's Da-Da! I’m on the cuh-vah.”
I like the picture they used. It has me in our gold uniforms.
Better than a Wheaties Box
You know in high school where you get the awards like “Best Athlete,” “Best Dressed,” “Most Popular” … the one I got? “Most Likely to be on a Wheaties box.”
That’s back when Wheaties was the thing. THIS is much bigger than Wheaties, I can tell you that! Hey, I’m not picky. I don’t need big covers, but this one I would take over Wheaties. Besides, I can get on a box of Lucky Charms if Wheaties doesn’t want me.
I couldn’t say much. I was at a loss.
Some people, they’re guaranteed covers. But me? Ha!
There’s going to be four million of them. Four. Million. Cuh-vahs. Of me. In stores. Everywhere they go, it’s going to be meeee!
Oh man, it’s crazy.
This has been a good year! I’m glad NBA.com chose me to blog because so much stuff has happened. I don’t know if the rest of the bloggers would have given you readers stuff like this.
From parties, to trampolines at All-Star, to the cover of LIVE ’08.
October 1st or 2nd. Y’all be at them stores. You know what? I’ll even go to the store and buy a couple copies and give them out on GilsArena.com for free. Oh, and before I forget -- for all my online video gamers, I changed my gamer tag from Loose Cannon to Agent Arenas.
I Don't Like the Trainer's Room
It’s funny.
I put it like that because I hate the rehab room. I hate the training room so much that the team is making bets around the locker room about when I’m going to cut the trainer out completely.
They know I hate it. Like if I sprain my ankle, I don’t want to get treatment. They all know that. It’s kind of funny because they’re all like, “I can’t wait to be around this in the summer, there’s going to be some funny stuff here with Gil getting frustrated.”
I like doing stuff on my own. I just hate sitting there listening them to be like, “OK … ice … steam … lift your leg up two times …alright, steam, again … alright, a little bit more ice…”
It’s like jeez, you can’t get more creative than that?
And then, you know how all the trainers they think everything works perfect? It’s like, “You have to do this. I’ve done this millions of times and they’re not so simple and boring to me.”
There’s this thing where they put baby powder on your knee, they put a little metal rod in your hand and they have these electric little gloves and they rub your knee and it’s supposed to bring down the swelling.
And I’m like, “You’re telling me baby powder on my knee and you rubbing on it is going to bring my swelling down?”
So that’s what the players are looking forward to, my little battles with the trainers. Because I’ve already started. I’ve already given them glimpses. Me and the trainer are going back and forth all day. I have to because nobody else will! Eric Waters (the trainer) is my man, but I have to fight him sometimes.
I just hate sitting because I talk about everybody who sits on that trainer’s table and I’m like, “They’re soft. They don’t make them like me anymore.” And now I’m on the table.
So what I do, I don’t show up when my teammates are in there. I wait it out and do weights and stuff and they’ll be leaving and be like, “Are you going to rehab?” And I’ll be like, “You know me, I don’t need rehab.”
And then when they leave I go in the trainer’s room and I’m like, “Yeahhh, throw a little baby powder on there.”
Scary Story
I did something bad yesterday. It wasn’t bad, but it was either me or her …
I dropped my daughter.
I had my daughter in my arms and I was ready to go put her to bed because she was sleeping. But I was just outside first because I forgot to put my brakes on in my car. So it was wet outside and I only had on my house slippers and they were wet when I came back in the house.
When we got to the stairs I slipped, and you know, my left leg can’t bend. So it was either both of us stumble down the stairs, or drop her.
So I had to drop her.
She’s OK. She dropped on her butt first.
She was maddddd – she didn’t cry though – but she was mad. You know, I play around with her and throw her around so much all day that she don’t cry anymore.
Like – I’ve never seen anything like it – she’ll run and fall and hit her head on something and have all these big knots and she just walks around like it’s nothing.
You know, you never want to drop your kid, but it was like, “Awwwww, sorry honey.”
It was at the top of the stairs and I just stepped on the wood and my right leg slipped up, and if I had continued holding her we both would have just fallen backwards down the stairs.
So I just dropped her on her butt and grabbed the railing.
It was scary last night, but it was funny this morning.
And then there's my son, Alijah.
He’s just laying there. That's all he does.
Sleeping during the day, keeping everybody up during the night.
He doesn’t really do much. He’s much quieter than my daughter was at that age.
I call her a demon child. She’s possessed. Put it like this, she has my personality and my energy at that age, we’ll just say that.
She gets up at three in the morning and wants to talk. I’m like, “Uh uh, no way.”
She’ll be like, “Basketball!”
I’m like, “No, no. You can’t see the basketball at night.”
She’ll be like, “Basketball! Basketball!” She’ll call for it.
I’m like, “No, the basketball doesn’t hear you.” 他不是说LIVE系列很假么
他玩的是2K！ 大将军也有虚的时候。。成了封面，就放弃了自己的坚持。。。。
回复 #4 hadeselgin 的帖子
有钱赚当然赚了:CT_003: 还不错 好歹是主角.........而且我家没X360.......只有PC 07令人失望
希望08会好些 0号太恶搞了 支持0号特工``:CT_003: :CT_003: :CT_003: :CT_003: 0号特工当COVER挺适合的~ 他确实很搞~~ 我是主角~普通话配音好笑..
回复 #13 dug007 的帖子
陈佩斯发飙似的喊那一嗓子，是吧？:CT_003: :CT_003: 他手下的那套就是LIVE08吗? 斑竹水平不错 在美国呆的 ？？？回复 #16 apyros 的帖子
抬举了，美国我在梦里去了N回。。。可睁眼后还是在mainland....... 希望有生之年能跨出边境:CT_003: 恩。好东西呢。我要转到我们那去～～～页:
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